He's got a few inches on me, but yeah, about. Why? Do you need me to put on his armor and pretend to be him, because I could do that. Just get me one of the Warden helmets that don't show your face, I can do his puffed chest thing and stomp around just like him.
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[A deliberate, dramatic pause.]
I need to borrow a dress for him to wear as he walks a tightrope.
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He can't walk a tightrope. He's got the grace of a large bear.
But Andraste's ass, I'll donate a dress to watch him try.
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As a bonus, he's doing it on Nate's birthday. Though he doesn't know it, and I'd like to keep that from him.
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[He's not going to outright say that he worries about not being good enough for Nate, but he worries.]
...I've actually not done any research on Fereldan birthday traditions, or been exposed to many. Is there anything else he'd expect?